09.09.08
bug screen
- My computer has a bug.
- bugging me
It’s not a cold or spywear or a virus or anything like that, it’s literally a tiny little bug.
I noticed it the other night crawling up my screen but when I tried to squish it I realized he was on the inside of the screen. Embarrassingly I must admit I even tried (several times) to get him with the little arrow that my mouse moves. For two days he has distracted, irritated and annoyed me but rather than be driven insane by something I can’t change (the story of my life) I have decided to embrace my uninvited guest. The other reason I am accepting his presence is because I imagine he is being exposed to all sorts of radiation inside mimac and at some point he could very well turn green and bust out of there. I won’t make him angry, I wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. That said, I have named him Bruce.
Say hello to my little friend. He’s watching…always watching.
thyme said,
September 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Hello Bruce! Will you say hi to Ben for me, when you see her?
bentcrude said,
September 9, 2008 at 8:09 pm
g’day bruce!
heartinhand said,
September 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Get yourself a can of air and blow Bruce right on out of there! Unless you’re really enjoying his company….:)
Chica said,
September 9, 2008 at 10:25 pm
I instinctively thought of a boob when I seen the desktop, took me a second to notice Bruce! LOL
that is so odd, poor little bug!
frombirthtodeath said,
September 10, 2008 at 12:51 am
I feel like that at work most days.
elisa said,
September 10, 2008 at 5:58 am
woah.. your desktop looks so cool!! Where’d u get it?
By the way what’s the pink thing Bruce is on?
LOTGK said,
September 10, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Big Brother Is watching You And Me. Not to freak you out, but the military has manufactured “Smart Bugs” that infiltrate unobtainable targets.
They gather information and report back. what better place than inside your computer.
BTW, how’s your worser self doing?
krissie said,
September 10, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Awwwww you have a pet buggggg! Cute…but weird LOL
*waves at Bruce* Hiya Bruce, hope you don’t get fried…
Lady Visine said,
September 14, 2008 at 3:14 am
you do realize, of course, that your sweet tiny Bruce is having bowel movements inside your computer… right? Eeeeeyeeeew!
That said, poor teeny bug. *squish*
Ann-Mi said,
September 24, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Urrrgh. I think I’d go insane if I had a bug inside my screen. I think I’d have to take it to a shop and ask someone to remove it as long as the warranty’s still strong.
…and what’s that tiny little smiley at the bottom of your page? It makes me feel like I’m being watched! Is that Bruce’s typing?
ben said,
September 24, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Hahahaha I never noticed the smiley before but I guess it is some sort of WordPress thing.
As for the desktop photo it’s a pink lotus blossom…but it does kind of look like a boob…if boobs were shaped like torpedoes!
LOTGK said,
September 25, 2008 at 12:02 am
The little smiley face is a part of WordPress.