I was tagged by Betz ages ago for this meme and I finally got around to doing it.  I’m off to the lake tomorrow for an extra long weekend.  I worked very long days this week so that I could take off early so dammit I deserve it.  Heiny got a big bottle of Goldschlonger for his birthday so the weather forecast is calling for drunkenness.  We have to do something to keep warm!

Three names you go by (that won’t give away your identity): ben, red & sugarlips…because I sugar lips.

Three screen names you’ve had: benthere, benher, hornybitch69 (kidding, it was really hornybitch67)

Three physical things you like about yourself: my hair (at the moment), my feet and my beautiful spleen

Three physical things you don’t like about yourself: the excess baggage in my trunk, the cottage cheese on my thighs and the pain in my left knee

Three parts of your heritage: english, irish and insane

Three things you are wearing right now: just my jammies, my tattoo and a smile

Three favorite bands/musical artists: goo goo dolls, collective soul & seether

Three favorite songs: Crash-DMB, no time for later-the trews, I wanna be sedated-the ramones

Three things you want in a relationship: honesty, loyalty and mind blowing sex

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals you: smile, eyes and a sexy little tushy

Three of your favorite hobbies: gardening, word games & sex and when I can combine them all I am one happy camper.

Three things you want to do really badly right now: win the lottery, finish the cabin, see some sunshine (my fingers and toes are starting to web from all the rain)

Three things that scare you: the dark, snakes & stupid people with too much power…that is to say I am afraid of stupid people with too much power, not snakes with too much power although I guess I fear them too.

Three of your everyday essentials: coffee, a chat with my boy (msn usually) and a good poop

Three careers you have considered/are considering: writer, rocker and candlestick maker

Three place you want to go on vacation: Europe, Hawaii & anywhere warmer than here!

Three kids’ names you like: I like my son’s name (Cameron) and Gene Simmons’ kids names too (Sophie and Nick)

Three things you want to do before you die: see my boy settled and happy and giving me grandbabies, watch the season finale (finally) of LOST, tell my husband that if he remarries too soon I will haunt his hairy ass!

Three ways you are stereotypically a boy: I dig video games, I swear like a sailor and I love the penis

Three ways you are stereotypically a girl: My nails, hair and makeup are always done (unless I am sleeping, camping or gardening), I don’t like spiders and snakes (and that ain’t what it takes to love me) and I have a vagina and I am not afraid to use it 

Three celeb crushes: Johnny Rzeznik (lead singer of goo who turns me to goo), Adam Brody (he’s my Mrs. Robinson fantasy) and Sarah Ramirez (Callie from Grey’s Anatomy, I want to give her a full physical)  Rowr!